(Source: halogenic, via bauerpower)
i try to be strong but u confuse me
myheart is tearing apart
u are tearing me apart
i jus wanted a cat
but ew got a dog
why
heh heh
oh twitter
(via elijahkrantz)
Anonymous asked: I really have a dilemma here--I am incredibly attracted to both you and Rick Santorum. Help convince me that you should be my favorite?
do u srsly need convincin?
Anonymous asked: giuliani then
gross eww ew 
Anonymous asked: ask jon huntsman to join, it's not gay if it's a 3 way
excus u im christian man nd we dont associat wit mormins
(via yourmandaniel)
Anonymous asked: i think u should kiss obama
isnt dat homsexual
“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.” — Juliette Lewis (via missmairaisabel)
(Source: halfasiangirlproblems, via temporaryareas)
mr-trumans-toast asked: tuna, eggs, dorritos, cheescake tomale.
its tough being da president
i gotta be strong all da time
and rick perry is mean to me
is sombody butthurt
“get dat fuckin camera off me”
i was mad dat day taco bell was closed
r u sure u arent mad bc ur obama
(Source: effyeahblackcelebs)
(via fawken)
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