February 2012
217 posts
boo hooo hoo gurl nd or boi doesnt lik me even tho i lik dem alot
why dont dey lik me
dey just want 2 b frinds
i hate u susise q i hat ur guts bc u had da choic between datin me nd som othr fella nd u chos anotha guy even tho i KNEEW dat u saw me as a frind nd u KNEW dat I likd u 2
i hat ur guts susise i hat u alot bc u exercisd ur CHOICE
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stop throwin around da term ‘fridnzon’ just stop
nobodys obligatd date you just bc u wer kind 2 dem
ur suppsd to be kind 2 ppl in general just bc were all humin
nd when ur only kind 2 ppl becaus u expect somethin in return
den ur not very nice at all
just stop
ppl hav a choic
stop guilt tripin ppl just bc dey dont want 2 date u
eldercolbert:
bilbroswaggins:
Tumblr is painfully liberal.
Like to the point of being incredibly stupid.
sTEVEN COLBERT IS RACIST ND MISOGYNUST >:(
amin
i saw dat face u made at ron, ugly ricK
i SAW dat
aww im havin lotsa fun here
i mis thos knukleheds
ih op da night never ends
Anonymous asked: my birthday is only 2 weks away...
thatsantorumguy:
iamrickperry:
YOU just won’t be getting a present, that’s all.
i dont car bout ur gift i bet u wer gona giv me somethin stupid lik handsop or somethin dum dat ugly ppl giv 2 handsom sucesful politicians or somethin like dat
I would’ve given you some common sense, because that’s what you needed to run for president like me!
say dat 2 my fac nd not on da internet u...
Dear Diary 2/21/2012
illiteratesocialist:
themittromneydiaries:
Michelle Bachman has been sending me suggestive messages. I keep telling her that I am married but she refuses to listen.
Whatever.
I got 99 problems and that bitch ain’t one of them.
They’re all the same problem: Newt Gingrich.
I counted him 99 times because he’s so fat.
omg best usage of Repub autobio in the history of autobios
mitt shut...
Anonymous asked: my birthday is only 2 weks away...
YOU just won’t be getting a present, that’s all.
i dont car bout ur gift i bet u wer gona giv me somethin stupid lik handsop or somethin dum dat ugly ppl giv 2 handsom sucesful politicians or somethin like dat
dis is not da texas i fel in luv wit
men nd women com nd go as do frinds nd family dies
but i thought u would remain unchangd texas
what happnd? u wer once so sweet nd so good 2 me
but now i cant stand da sight of u
wut went wrong
i didnt chang, texas
u did
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mayoremanuel asked: yep yep I will teach u anythin u want ok
ill-tell-ya-hwut asked: U r da best Rick perry!
mayoremanuel asked: Hubba hubba dem boots thankda lord for givin u such a rockin bod
mayoremanuel asked: Rick, I love you. Can we have sex now.
igotopieces asked: Nope you're the only one I sent it to cause you're the best
sonofapritch asked: Rick, will you be my executive valentine?
peaceloveandconsciousness asked: Rick you should really dedicate more time to tumblr. I miss your intellectual commentary and politically correct blogging
igotopieces asked: ✿❀✽✾❦❖ Send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a Happy Valentine’s Day ❖❦✾✽❀✿
itsmichelebachmann asked: hi rick!!! even though you never seemed to like me (along with the rest of america) id just like to put that past us and wish you a very happy valentines day!!!
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Anonymous asked: rick ur really sexy
eldercolbert:
iamrickperry:
thatcoolguyinfandoms:
iamrickperry:
would u think les of me as govrnor of texas nd as a frind i gues if i told u dat i didnt lik da lion king dat much
get out
no i wil not go out its rlly cold outsid
I’ll keep you warm, my Texas stallion
u mean lik transferin body heat
IM SOLD
thatcoolguyinfandoms:
iamrickperry:
would u think les of me as govrnor of texas nd as a frind i gues if i told u dat i didnt lik da lion king dat much
get out
no i wil not go out its rlly cold outsid
would u think les of me as govrnor of texas nd as a frind i gues if i told u dat i didnt lik da lion king dat much
sonofapritch asked: is the constant arguing between you and the other GOPers on here an embodiment of the ideal of competition?
presidentnewtgingrich asked: Richard, be quiet!
eldercolbert:
iamrickperry:
eldercolbert:
iamrickperry:
eldercolbert:
Rick if you don’t get over here I’m breaking up with you and becoming Newt’s fourth wife
newt
NEWT
NEWT
NEWT
is dis som typ of mean jok autumn?
i hav needs
i undrstand
BUT NEWT
IT’S FOR THE FOOD NOT THE SEX
if u want sex wit newt dats fine i wont b angry or nothin
best of both worlds i say
presidentnewtgingrich:
iamrickperry:
eldercolbert:
Rick if you don’t get over here I’m breaking up with you and becoming Newt’s fourth wife
newt
NEWT
NEWT
NEWT
is dis som typ of mean jok autumn?
What are you implying Richard?
dont call me richard
eldercolbert:
iamrickperry:
eldercolbert:
Rick if you don’t get over here I’m breaking up with you and becoming Newt’s fourth wife
newt
NEWT
NEWT
NEWT
is dis som typ of mean jok autumn?
i hav needs
i undrstand
BUT NEWT
eldercolbert:
Rick if you don’t get over here I’m breaking up with you and becoming Newt’s fourth wife
newt
NEWT
NEWT
NEWT
is dis som typ of mean jok autumn?
presidentnewtgingrich asked: Come on Rick. For me?...
presidentnewtgingrich:
GOOD LUCK
i hop u can hear dat cuz im NOT repeatin myself
That’s much better. I’ll be sure to message you throughout the event. Keep your phone on this time.
fIne ok ok no need 2 b so pushy
presidentnewtgingrich asked: Come on Rick. For me? I'm your pal, remember? We're comrades!
Anonymous asked: YOU GOT IT MR. PERRY
P.S. I LIKE STRAWBERRY FILLED CHOCOLATES AND I LIKE COOKIES IN THE SHAPE OF TEXAS
P.S. I LIKE STRAWBERRY FILLED CHOCOLATES AND I LIKE COOKIES IN THE SHAPE OF TEXAS
Watcheldercolbert:
for heather nd Rick
Wow I’m unattractive
autumn u r cutie patootie!!!
presidentnewtgingrich asked: Aren't you going to wish me luck tonight?
Anonymous asked: GREETINGS PRETTY RICK, I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU. WILL YOU BE THE GOVERNOR OF MY HEART?
eldercolbert:
iamrickperry:
i hop u can forgiv me for dis sandwich im goin 2 eat
plz forgiv me
ONLY IF YOU EAT IT OFF MY BODY
autumn dis is family websit!
Watchtete-pownshend:
god dis is dumb
and i hAVE TO WHISPER THERE ARE PEOPLE 3 FEET AWAY FROM ME IN THE OTHER ROOM i feel like a pedophile aw
but i said hi to autumn and mark and thats all that matters right
hi heather hi! u r cutie!
i hop u can forgiv me for dis sandwich im goin 2 eat
plz forgiv me
im rlly hungry but i just went runnin 4 a weightloss fitnes marathon nd i dont want 2 eat a lot cuz den i wil feel bad nd my runnin would hav been pointless